A man was riding his Lamborghini along a California beach when suddenly the Sky clouded above his head...In a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The man pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take !! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and, how can I make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes, or four, on that bridge ???
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